It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow, than to spend tonight like there’s no money.
P.J. O’Rourke

It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow, than to spend tonight like there’s no money.
P.J. O’Rourke

We Irish are too poetical to be poets; we are a nation of brilliant failures, but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

We are all of us in the gutter.
But some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

If one could only teach the English how to talk and the Irish how to listen, society would be quite civilized.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

The Irish people do not gladly suffer common sense.
Oliver St. John Gogarty

Had you English not persecuted the Catholics in Ireland … the greatest number of them would before now have become Protestants.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Maybe it’s bred in the bone, but the sound of pipes is a little bit of heaven to some of us.
Nancy O’Keeefe

Give an Irishman lager for a month, and he’s a dead man. An Irishman is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
Mark Twain

I’m troubled, I’m dissatisfied. I’m Irish.
Marianne Moore
