Here’s to women of the Irish shore;
I love but one, I love not more.
But since she’s not here to drink her part,
I’ll drink her share with all my heart.
Irish toast

Here’s to those who wish us well,
as for the rest, they can go to Hell!
Irish toast

Here’s to the women that I’ve loved and all the ones I’ve kissed.
As for regrets, I just have one; that’s all the ones I’ve missed.
Oh, womens’ faults are many, us men have only two:
Every single thing we say, and everything we do.
Irish toast

Here’s to the four hinges of society.
May you fight, steal, lie and drink.
When you fight, may you fight for your country.
When you steal, may you steal away from bad company.
When you lie, may you lie at the side of your sweetheart.
And when you drink, may you drink with me.
Irish toast

Here’s to temperance supper, with water in glasses tall, and coffee and tea to end with — and me not there at all!
Irish toast

Here’s to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!
Irish toast

Here’s to me, and here’s to you,
And here’s to love and laughter-
I’ll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.
Irish toast

Here’s to health and prosperity,
To you and all your posterity.
And them that doesn’t drink with sincerity,
That they may be damned for all eternity!
Irish toast

Here’s to good Irish friends
Never above you
Never below you
Always beside you
Irish toast

Here’s to Eileen O’Hara
For her life held no terror
Born a virgin
Died a virgin
No runs, no hits, no errors
Irish toast