Here’s to Destiny
May she not forget us in our time.
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Here’s to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
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Here’s to beefsteak when you’re hungry,
Whiskey when you’re dry,
All the women you’ll ever want,
And heaven when you die.

Here’s to all of the women who have used me and abused me…
And may they continue to do so!
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Here’s to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend.
The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer — and another one!
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Here’s to a fellow who smiles
When life runs along like a song.
And here’s to the lad who can smile
When everything goes dead wrong.
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Here’s that we may always have
A clean shirt
A clean conscience
And a punt in our pocket.
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Here’s a toast to your enemies’ enemies!
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Younger women
Faster horses
More money
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