May his soul be forever tormented by fire and his bones be dug up by dogs and dragged through the streets of Minneapolis. . .
Toasts | Alcohol Sayings, Liquor Quotes
May all your enemies move in with you.
May all your enemies move in with you.
May a band of gypsies camp in your belly and train bears to dance on your liver.
May a band of gypsies camp in your belly and train bears to dance on your liver.
Here’s to short shoes and long corns to our enemies.
Here’s to short shoes and long corns to our enemies.
Here’s to tonight and all that it brings, hopefully a hottie that wants a fling”
“Here’s to tonight and all that it brings,
hopefully a hottie that wants a fling”
May neighbors respect you Trouble neglect you
“May neighbors respect you
Trouble neglect you
Angels protect you, and heaven accept you.”
One shot, Two Shots, Three Shots, Four If she’s ugly shoot two more
“One shot, Two Shots, Three Shots, Four
If she’s ugly shoot two more!”
To the changes life may bring Even through the toughest trials
“To the changes life may bring
Even through the toughest trials
May we always do our best
And if not embrace denial!”
Life may bring us pain Jobs may give us gain So take the gain
“Life may bring us pain
Jobs may give us gain
So take the gain
And ease the pain with
Girls that give us brain!”
To the brave overseas To the whores on there knees
“To the brave overseas
To the whores on there knees
May neither give up
Till the job is complete.”
