Mary Jane with buns of steel
Wouldn’t let me cop a feel
Bought her 2 shots, 3 shots, 4
Shots galore until I scored!”

“Drink until the sun comes up
Drink until the sun goes down
If you drink on both occasions
You will never wear a frown”

“Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right
She who shakes it best
Drinks on me tonight”

“Cheers to you
Cheers to me
Pray after these shots
We’ll be on our feet!”

“Out with the old
In with the new
Cheers to the future
And All that we do”

“There once was a girl in high heels
Who slipped upon a banana peel
She had such a scare
Legs up in the air
I bout her a drink for one peek”

“May the girls with Itty Bitty’s
Let you pet their pretty Kitties!”

“You can suck me
You can taste me
Take me fast, don’t be so hasty”

“Red Heads love it
Blondes do too
Brunettes like it
How bout you??”

“May all of her children be fast asleep
Until you have completed your deed!”