When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
—Jimmy Breslin

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
—George Bernard Shaw

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
—Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
—Winston Churchill

You put three girls in a house, and all of a sudden before you know it, you’re talking about boys and drinking whiskey, and things go down and you get deep real quick.
—Katie Aselton

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.
—Dudley Moore

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
—Ogden Nash

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
—William Butler Yeats

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
—Henny Youngman

Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
—F. Scott Fitzgerald