“Gentlemen!
To a good selection,
no rejection,
a strong erection,
a clean injection,
and no infection!”

Here’s to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend.
The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful

But I wish you health, I wish you wealth
And happiness galore.
I wish you heaven when you die,
What could I wish you more?
May your joys be as deep as the ocean,
Your troubles as light as its foam,
And may you find sweet peace of mind,
Wherever you may roam.

Here’s to all the women I’ve loved
And all the ones I’ve kissed.
As for regrets, I just have one:
That’s all the ones I’ve missed.
While women’s faults are many,
We men have only two:
Every single thing we say and everything we do.