I like to toast “To Human Misery!”

There are five reasons, I do think
Why ’tis good to have a drink,
Good wine,
A friend,
Or being dry,
Or lest we should be by and by,
Or any other reason why.

Here’s to the top,
Here’s to the middle,
Here’s hoping we all get a little.

I always like to toast to world peace.

To Fighting, Stealing & Killing:
Fighting for what you believe in,
Stealing a young girls heart and
Killing a bottle with your friends.

Drink today and drown all sorrow
You may perhaps not be here tomorrow
Best while you have it, use your breath
There is no drinking after death.

Here’s to a family history of alcoholism.

from the Italian:

Aqua fresca,
vino puro.
Figa stretta,
cozzo duro.

“May our house always be too small to hold all of our friends.”

“To being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple!”