May those that love us, love us;
and those that don’t love us, may God turn their hearts;
if he can’t turn there hearts, then may he turn their ankles,
so we’ll know them by their limp.

“To toast!”

“May we never regret this”.

Here’s to staying single,
seeing double . . .And sleeping triple!!

You shall and you shan’t,
you will and you won’t
You’re condemned if you do,
And you’re damned if you don’t.

Its not so bad a world,
As some would like to make it;
But whether good or whether bad,
Depends on how you take it.

The riotous enjoyment of a quiet conscience.
Tis’ hard to tell which is best,
Music, Food, Drink, or Rest.

May your life be as beautiful as a summer day with just enough clouds to make you appreciate the sunshine.

May you always distinguish between
the weeds and the flowers.

May we never flatter our superiors or insult our inferiors.