They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can’t. Drink three shots of vodka and it moves all by itself.

When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemmingway

The first glass of vodka goes down like a post, the second like a falcon and the third like a little bird

Enjoy yourself when drinking vodka, cry when calculating

Drinking the beer without vodka is simply to spend money

“Actually, I’m a drinker with writing problems.” – Brendan Behan

A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end–and in the meantime it is good to drink a sip of vodka

“Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning; Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning.” – Oliver Goldsmith

There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both