“Oh Yeah! I fucked up another day! That’s enough reason to have a Vodka!”

“Vodka is like water, but with consequences.”

“Jazz and vodka, the fuel of resistance.”

I really hate that I need my glasses while using my laptop. What I hate even more is that I need those glasses to be full of vodka at all times.

“I saw the ghost of vodka. It was a translucent spirit.”

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”

“Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner

“For me to enjoy a salad, I need the right dressing. Vodka is salad dressing, right?”
― Jarod Kintz

“If diamonds melted like ice, then I’d drink your engagement ring with vodka. After six shots, even a revolver needs to be reloaded.”
― Jarod Kintz

“Gold is liquid sunlight frozen in time, and that’s why I love the way ice melts in vodka. I also love the way ice melts in vodka. I’ll have another shot, if you’ll reload the revolver.”
― Jarod Kintz