Whisky is risky but it makes the girls frisky.

Whisky is risky but it makes the girls frisky.

Thoughts on whiskey: “My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.”

Thoughts on whiskey: “The light music of whiskey falling into a glass—an agreeable interlude.”

Thoughts on whiskey: ”I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.”

Thoughts on whiskey: “Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.”

Thoughts on whiskey: “I like my whisky old and my women young.”

Thoughts on whiskey: “A good gulp of hot whiskey at bedtime—it’s not very scientific, but it helps.”

Johnny Carson(Late Night host)
Thoughts on whiskey: “Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.”

Tommy Cooper(British prop comedian)
Thoughts on whiskey: “I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.”

Winston Churchill(British Prime Minister)
Thoughts on whiskey: “The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.”
