Remember the poor–it costs nothing.
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- Weekend forecast: Mid alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and poor judgment. An increasing chance of regret and a hangover for Sunday.
- May you be poor in misfortune,
- Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
- Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much
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- Everybody in life gets the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer and the poor in the winter.
- War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.
- Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
- “Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.”
- “He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.”