“Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.” -Ambrose Bierce
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- Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure
- “Here’s to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.” -Ambrose Pierce
- They who have drunk beer — fall on their back
- The moralizing tendency and salubrious nature
- Alcohol causes the pancreas to produce toxic substances
- Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of Champagne will produce
- Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of Champagne will produce
- Drunkenness being nothing but a voluntary madness
- Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness
- A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle