“Well done is better than well said.”
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- “The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.”
- “The stork has brought a little peach!” The nurse said with an air. “I’m mighty glad,” the father said. “He didn’t bring a pear.”
- I am AWOL,” said Pig. He closed his eyes. Fu came back with beer. “Oh boy, yeah” said Pig. “I smell Ballantine.
- Cheating is a serious problem that cannot be excused with alcohol. Once this damage is done, there is no going back
- The doctor said that I need glasses. He was right. I drank several glasses of vodka and feel much better now!
- To the newlyweds: May “for better or worse” be far better than worse.
- Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times. — Mark Twain
- “The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.”
- “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” – Nelson Mandela
- In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.