You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. – Jay Leno

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- Laugh and the world laughs with you;
- She is the gin. Cold, intoxicating. Gives you a rush, makes you warm inside
- If wine tells truth, – and so have said the wise
- Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them
- Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser
- Getting stoned just makes you want to eat and get fat.
- A statesman is an easy man, He tells his lies by rote; A journalist makes up his lies
- You don’t have to thank us Or laugh at our jokes Sit deep and come often You’re one of the folks.
- Days of wine and roses laugh and run away, like a child at play
- Cry when you need to. Laugh when you can. Eat when you are hungry.