You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.

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- I go way too hard and end up on the toilet for most of the next morning…
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- Time grows dim. Time that was so long grows short, time, all
- Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life,
- Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all
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