You’d rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
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- Gold is liquid sunlight frozen in time,
- “Here’s to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking… If you’re going to lie, lie for a friend.
- May their joys be as bright as the morning, and their sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love.
- “Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” –Galileo
- “Wine is sunlight held together by water.”
- May your nose run and your feet smell.
- “Wine speaks to all the senses: the eyes behold the color, tone, and shade
- To stare too intently at a glass of beer, or sniff it too obviously
- I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer.
- If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer