A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.
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- A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense
- A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
- A – “which way does a tree fall?” B — “down!”
- In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
- It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
- It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ~Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker
- Here’s to Eileen O’Hara For her life held no terror Born a virgin
- “The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.”
- A toast to your coffin. May it be made of 100 year old oak.
- If barley be wanted to make into malt We must be content and think it no fault