As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can’t drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against ’em anyway, you don’t belong in office.
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- May you… Work like you don’t need the money, Screw like it’s being filmed,
- “May you – Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like
- “Four blessings upon you – Older whiskey – Younger women – Faster horses – More money”
- Let’s all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if
- Younger women Faster horses More money Irish toast
- Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys
- A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat.
- A statesman is an easy man, He tells his lies by rote; A journalist makes up his lies
- Here’s to beefsteak when you’re hungry, Whiskey when you’re dry,
- I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough