“Hangovers are the worst… I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.”
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- Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk,
- Our Lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.
- Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times. —W. C. Fields
- I got a bottle of Tequila baby, who needs friends.
- Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
- One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that
- It’s the remix to ignition. Hot and fresh out the kitchen. Mama rollin that body
- “I think hangovers are the body’s way of telling us we didn’t drink enough to still be drunk when we woke up the next day.”
- “When did hangovers start lasting two days?”
- “Sorry you can’t take a vacation because you used all your vacation days on hangovers”