“Here’s a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!”
May the ships at sea never be bottoms up”
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- May the ships at sea never be bottoms up.
- There are good ships, and there are wood ships, The ships that sail the sea.
- Let us toast the health of the bride; Let us toast the health of the groom,
- Let us toast the health of the bride; Let us toast the health of the groom,
- Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one.
- “Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one.
- Here’s to long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one.
- Water is good for only two things
- She is the gin. Cold, intoxicating. Gives you a rush, makes you warm inside
- There’s nothing like good food, good beer, and a bad girl