I got a bottle of Tequila baby, who needs friends.
More Entries
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
- If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Rum bottle
- Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
- “Hangovers are the worst… I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.”
- I’ve been drinking tequila for a long time now,
- It’s the remix to ignition. Hot and fresh out the kitchen. Mama rollin that body
- One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that
- Friends may come and friends may go
- To Fighting, Stealing & Killing: Fighting for what you believe in,
- Friends don’t let friends drink Light Beer