“I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbor mowing the lawn. I figured he’ll just have to mow around me, I’m not moving.”
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- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
- Once I stopped drinking for a while, but then I woke up.
- Landlord fill the flowing bowl, until it doth run over
- Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green
- Once you’ve consumed your first drink, you’ve lost that ability to make a sound judgment.
- Maybe it’s bred in the bone, but the sound of pipes is a little bit of heaven to some of us.
- Well I woke up this mornin’
- “I think hangovers are the body’s way of telling us we didn’t drink enough to still be drunk when we woke up the next day.”
- “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.” – Albert Einstein
- “When was the last time you woke up and wished you’d had just one more drink the night before? I have never regretted not drinking. Say this to yourself, and you’ll get through anything.” – Meredith Bell