“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.”
-Jack Handy
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- If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer,
- If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer
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- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed
- I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society
- “I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads
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- Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean
- Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean