“I’m going to buy a boat… do a little traveling, and I’m going to be drinking lots of beer!” – John Welsh, a bus driver who won $30 million in New York Lottery.
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- “I’m sorry honey, I can’t hear you without a beer in my hand”
- The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.
- The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.
- The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.
- The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
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- A young wine is like a horse, it is extremely vibrant. It needs taming
- I’m not big on Champagne, but I’d take along a bottle of Cristal