“I’m gonna drink you pretty.”–The Beat Farmers
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- “I’m getting drunk, with or without you. “–The Beat Farmers
- “Jim Beam’s giving me the right to be wrong.”–The Beat Farmers
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- Here’s to life and a merry one, a quick death and a pretty one,
- This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with
- You’re pretty when I’m drunk
- 9/10 times I regret and beat myself up for drinking too much, spending
- Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer
- Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer
- May the girls with Itty Bitty’s Let you pet their pretty Kitties!”