“It only takes one drink to get me drunk, but I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.” — George Burns
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- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
- “I love the sing, and I love to drink scotch
- I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch
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- First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. — Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
- First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.