“I’ve been on the whisky diet – I’ve already lost three days!” – British comic Tommy Cooper
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- “I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.” –Joe E. Lewis
- I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating
- I went on a diet; swore off drinking and heavy eating
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