“Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them” – Queen Victoria

” There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.” -Stephen Morris

“I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion” -Miguel De Cervantes

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Unknown

“I think this would be a good time for a beer.” (upon signing the New Deal, paving the way for the repeal of Prohibition) – Franklin D. Roosevelt

“When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.”  -Dave Barry

“Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world” – Kaiser Wilhelm

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.” – W. C. Fields

“I’m going to buy a boat… do a little traveling, and I’m going to be drinking lots of beer!” – John Welsh, a bus driver who won $30 million in New York Lottery.

“Life’s too short to drink cheap beer” -Anonymous