“You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here’s to beer, here’s to cheer, here’s to beer.” — Bedrich Smetana, The Bartered Bride

“Here’s to long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer — and another one!” — Irish Toast

“One drink is just right,
two are too many,
three too few”
— Spanish saying

Drink! for you know not when you came, nor why; Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where

“.An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer” — Confucius

“Beer Speaks. People Mumble.” — Tony Magee, Lagunitas Brewing

“The church is near,
but the road is icy.
The bar is far away,
but I will walk carefully.”
— Russian proverb

“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” — Benjamin Franklin

“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” — Homer Simpson

“Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems.” — Homer Simpson