A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she’d married a millionaire. You’re lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Vodka Quotes and Sayings | Alcohol Sayings, Liquor Quotes
Take life with a grain of salt… a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
Take life with a grain of salt… a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
I hate it when I’m drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary.
I hate it when I’m drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary.
Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, ‘You drinking?’ Never respond with, ‘You buying?’
Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, ‘You drinking?’ Never respond with, ‘You buying?’
There are many good reasons for drinking,
There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn’t drink when he’s living, how the hell can he drink when he’s dead?
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Mom says ‘Alcohol is your enemy’… Jesus says ‘Love your enemy.’
Mom says ‘Alcohol is your enemy’… Jesus says ‘Love your enemy.’
