Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, ‘You drinking?’ Never respond with, ‘You buying?’
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- Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
- One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. – Sophocles
- One word Frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.
- One word Frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
- “The best way for me to succeed and grow in my sobriety is to follow the advice I hear myself giving to others!”
- The soldiers… had a saying, that the Quakers used the word “tired” in place of the word “drunk.” Whether any of them do ever get tired
- “Nothing is impossible; the word itself says, ‘I’m possible!’” – Audrey Hepburn
- The word Champagne’ is so full of meaning
- We have to recognise, that the gin-palace, like many other evils, although a poisonous, is still a natural outgrowth of
- We may never be strong enough to be entirely nonviolent in