“Give an Irishman lager for a month and he’s a dead man. An Irishman’s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.” – Mark Twain

“Always carry a large flaggon of whisky in case of snakebite , and further , always carry a small snake” – W C Fields.

“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.” – Johnny Carson

“I like my whisky old and my women young.” – Errol Flynn

“I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.” – Ava Gardner

“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty.”” – Joe E. Lewis

“It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.” – Ronnie Corbett

“I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper

“I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.” – George Burns

“The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learnt to like it.” – Sir Winston Churchill