“Whiskey is liquid sunshine.” – George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright

“I like my whiskey old and my women young.”  – Errol Flynn, Australian actor

“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty.” – Joe E. Lewis, American comedian

“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch!” – W.C. Fields, American comedian and actor

“Always carry a large flagon of whisky in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.” – W.C. Fields, American comedian and actor

“I love the sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink Scotch.” – George Burns, American comedian

“I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.” – the character Ron Burgandy played by actor Will Ferrel in the movie Anchorman