Reasons why Beer is Better than Women
1. A beer is more likely to know how to spell “carburetor” than a woman.
2. A beer doesn’t think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
3. If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
4. A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say “doberman “instead  of “doberperson”.
5. A beer won’t claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.