“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” — Jack Handy, SNL
More Entries
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
- In life, there are only two things to worry about, either you are well, or you are sick
- Reasons why Beer is Better than Women
- If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer
- If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer,
- If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer
- The people with whom you work reflect your own attitude.
- Heavy drinking takes a toll on the liver,