“When did hangovers start lasting two days?”
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- “Hangovers are the worst… I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.”
- “I think hangovers are the body’s way of telling us we didn’t drink enough to still be drunk when we woke up the next day.”
- Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk,
- Our Lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.
- “When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.”—Elizabeth Bowen, novelist.
- Please start ignoring my drunk calls and texts so I have less to regret in the morning.