“Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.” – Attributed to Mark Twain

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.” – Mark Twain

Friendship is like whisky, the older, the better

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.” – Mark Twain, American author and humorist

The light music of whiskey falling into a glass – an agreeable interlude.” -James Joyce, Irish novelist and poet

“For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a Scotch and soda.” – Phyllis Battelle, American journalist

“I’ve been on the whisky diet – I’ve already lost three days!” – British comic Tommy Cooper

“Champagne’s funny stuff. I’m used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne’s a heavy mist before my eyes.” – actor Jimmy Stewart in the movie The Philadelphia Story

“There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whisky.” – Scottish proverb

“I should never have switched from Scotch to martini’s.” – actor Humphrey Bogart’s last words