“Sorry you can’t take a vacation because you used all your vacation days on hangovers”
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- “When did hangovers start lasting two days?”
- On some days, my head is filled with such wild and original thoughts that I
- “Hangovers are the worst… I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.”
- “I think hangovers are the body’s way of telling us we didn’t drink enough to still be drunk when we woke up the next day.”
- Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk,
- Our Lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.
- May your wedding days be few and your anniversaries many.
- To all the days here and after
- May all our worst days be thus
- Champagne makes you feel like it’s Sunday and better days are just