“Water is good for only two things: floating ships and making beer.” — Anonymous
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- The mixture spoils two good things, of brandy and water.
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- The nations of the West also have their own intoxicant,
- Making good wine is a skill; making fine wine is an art
- The only thing that you can carry with you on your travels is your heart
- Take two ounces of hops, and boil them, three or four hours
- The good Lord has changed water into wine
- The good Lord has changed water into wine, so how can drinking beer
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